So many of you have written, wondering why I've been holding out on the bed details. Gotta be honest with you. It only arrived about a week ago. Shipping takes a good month on that baby. And my camera batteries just conked out on me -- so you'll have to wait until tomorrow for the pics (as totally whacked out as that sounds). But in a word.. The Heavenly Bed is...

AWESOME!!

Oh my gosh, guys. If your bed is the worst... if you're tired of waking up feeling like a 100 year old pretzel... you gotta check out the Marriott Heavenly Bed!!
Only about 400 dollars more than my old mattress -- this baby sings. I love it. It has just the right squish. Just the right firmness. Just the right pillowtop. It's The Freaking Best.

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT

Plus -- I splurged on four heavenly pillows. UNREAL!! The only problem? When El Diablo (Ryan, my 18 month old) wakes up screaming in the middle of the night (because he can and does far too painfully often) I'm seriously irritated to get out of my bed to soothe the little crapper. So I let Joe go in and get him.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Wow. I needed that. Thanks.

Seriously, there's that Cryin' Ryan moment of truth for me most nights. So I comfort my child... or lie in my new bed and pretend to ignore him? Hmmm. The decision is sometimes an arduous one. Sad, really.

So let me recharge these stinking camera batteries and get the snapshots to you. This bed is so COOL!!!!